"If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it."
(via fukcx)

patrickfluffingstump:

write an “About Me” for me and I’ll put it on my blog

Well, done with my ten word stories. For now. Maybe.

gonna take a break and get back into my other stuff.  

p.s. Is it a thing to reblog my own stuff, or is that lame?

personal  
"Don’t give up. Shit happens, but it’s never the end."
(advice i gave myself) ten word story #100
"Please never forget, you deserve the ocean at your feet."
(you control the currents) ten word story #99
Tell us about the smallest penis you ever encountered and how you reacted :P
- Anonymous

HAHAHAHA

I’ve encountered TWO, ever, in my life. 

The first one i’ve ever encountered was kinda awkward (we were 15, so cut us some slack). We were watching South Park and suddenly we’re naked and he’s down there and i don’t know what it’s supposed to feel like, but i’m pretty sure i’m supposed to feel something, and there wasn’t much to say other then the only fireworks that went off that night were the ones outside.

"You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost."
Beau Taplin || A most unfortunate truth. (via perfect)
"He put his arms around her, enclosing her completely as if he didn’t want even the intangible to escape."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Notebooks (via redlipstickandpearls)
My Song 5 (feat A$ap Ferg) - HAIM
music